Like Morons to a Flame - Idiots Outside ABC7's State Street Studio

I will never understand the desperate need some people feel to get on tv, no matter how briefly they are in the shot, no matter how incredibly unimportant and obscure the program they get on.

Unless you are
(A) 5 years old,
(B) responsible for entertaining a 5 year old or
(C) perhaps have only achieved the intellectual or emotional development of a 5 year old,

you really have no business jumping around spastically outside the window of ANY tv show, never mind some crappy local news broadcast.